"I have a very professional bladder"

Quote from: the amazing Dr. Patton

"I think I'm sad"

"You're the same color all over!"

Quote: probably from Katie

Can I Trust in You?

Quote from a random spam email title

"This is the biggest spoon I have ever seen!"

My Spoon is too BIG

I can't remember who the quote was from, but I think it was probably Katie, and probably was a soup spoon

"Wow, way to drop-kick baby jesus"

Quote from Ryan C.