"I don't do nude."

Quote from: Johnny

"My bladder and I thank you"

Quote by: Becky

An Average Day at Work

Frank: Let's watch that movie... the Mean Girl
Me: The Hot Chick?
Frank: Yeah that one
(next day... or sometimes later that day)
Frank: Let's watch the He Girl
Me: The Hot Chick?
Frank:Yeah that one
....
Frank: Let's watch the B**ch Chick
Me: The Hot Chick?
Frank: Yeah, that one

and so on....




Or there's always this fun scenario:

Frank: I need my medicine
Me: Which one?
Frank: The huff and puff
Me: Your inhaler?
Frank: Uh, no. My.... reefer. My pot.
Me: Ummm... well I will go outside then
Frank: Well, it won't take me long, you don't need to go outside
Me: I don't want to be around drugs, so I am going outside
Frank: It's not really a drug, it's not like crack or heroin.
Me: Well... it's illegal and I don't want to be around it.
Frank: It's not like I'm trying to get you to smoke it... it's really not that bad for you anyway, I don't understand why it isn't legal
Me: Ok, but the point is, it is not legal, and I have the right to not be around drugs.
Frank: Do you ever break the law? Do anything fun? You were a real goody-two-shoes growing up weren't you?
Me: I guess so, but I've never gotten a ticket or arrested, so I'm ok with that...I'm going outside now

Frank: Oh, I dropped my pot!
Visiting Nurse: Your what?
Frank: My pot... it's my pain medicine
VN: I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you have a prescription for that?
Frank: ... no. But my doctors won't give me the painkillers I need so I self-medicate. I will buy pills off the street if I have to, because these &#$#*@@(*%@^## jerk doctors won't help me.




Yay work